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Monday, January 9

Bathroom Lizard

We call it 'Biak Sa' in Hakka (direct translation from wall snake). Again, I caught a BiakSa, bout 5 minutes ago and i cant resist blogging about it. I think I should seriously consider changing my nick name to kampung lizard! lol! I'm sure u remembered my previous lizard catching post. Now, i've a bigger catch, a more beautiful catch, a catch that made me sweat like a pig minutes before i wanted to brush my teeth and sleep. I present to you... *playing the welcoming music.... chiang chiang chiang chiang chiang!!!

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Lizardoooooooooo

hohohohoho... this 4 sucker foot reptile caused me sleep deprivation and sticky body, moments before i plan to be a good boy and sleep earlier. Now, i'm so alert, and i don't know what to do with it. It's just 15cm away from the keyboard, wrapped in a transparent plastic bag.

hm... i hope i won't spoil my own reputation, scaring girls away and having nicknames like lizard-man or lizard-jong. That's no good. I should be proud of myself, being the lizard buster! Well trusted in Kajang and Sepang, some say in KLIA. (does KLIA have lizards? help me pay attention to the ceiling when u r there)

It all happened in the bathroom, i don't know how on earth it got into the bathroom. It was hiding behind this multi-tier platform where we put the bottles oh shampoo and stuff. Having sighting that brown long thing with black spots on the back, quickly i grab hold of a rag. With 1 hand moving the platform away, i prepared my strike on the other hand.

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WHOOOOOPPPPPPPP! i covered the rag over the lizard which was then on the wall. Got'cha! Then, i push up the side of the piece of rag, revealing the lizard, planning on how to approach it and pick it up. Suddenly, it slipped through the rag! it fell on to the ground, PIAK!

I threw the rag hard on it on the bathroom tiles while accidentally kicking some basins and buckets, making it sound like wrestling with an aligator in the bathroom. It was under the rag now. Again, i pull up the sides of the rag and revealed the lizard. Without hesitation, my thumb and 1st finger went straight towards it and pinch its body, followed by pulling up from the floor.

Let me go into details. As u pull the lizard up from the floor, or away from the wall, its sucker feet will try its best to suck on the surface. Thus, normally after pinching the lizard in between your fingers, use a lil force to pull the sucker feet away. From my experience, the body can lift up about 1cm from the surface, then the sucker feet will give way and POP! hahahhaahha..... gross!

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Wanna tickle it? See that black dot on the left? I hope it's not the lizard shit, resulting from me pressing on the tummy. Eeeewwwwwww.....

Even though i sound brave, being able to put them in my hands like a pet, to tell u the truth, i hate it alot when the tail falls off! It's very geli ya know? It gives u that 1 second shiver and makes u close your eyes slightly with a frown on the forehead. I hate it alot! So the skill behind lizard catching is to not touch the tail. It will only fall off if u touch or put pressure on the tail. Urgh, now i can't stop thinking of that cacing tail, geli!

Anyway, since this lizard is a different than normal one, i gave it a nicer plastic bag. A transparent one, which food stalls use it to tapao food/drinks hahaha! Something happened while i tried to put it into the plastic bag. It slipped through my fingers and drop on to the floor, and started running! Within a blink of an eye, i chased after it and put my hand over it, forming a hollow in the hand. Got'cha. I wonder where i found the courage to do such things. Previously, i was really scared of lizards, just like how girls fear the flying cockroaches.

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Picked it up again, carefully avoiding the tail, i put it into the plastic bag, and immediately sealed the inlet with a rubber band (exactly like a packet drink). Snap some pics for u to see and here i am blogging at 2am in the morning. I want to sleep! Catch the previous lizard here.

p/s: what should i do with the lizard in the packet? suggestions? Best suggestion wins that RM5 beside the lizard hahahha joking!



33 Comments:

  • Wah liew... Describe until so detailed. Pui fuk. No wonder got ppl tell me she likes to read your blog more than mine lah~! *jealous*

    Summore dare to hold and take pictures, you damn hebat ah. Next time go catch the cahaya dinar's rat lah!

    I know I know...

    Spray shieldtox into the plastic bag and let it die of poisonous gas.

    or

    take a needle and poke poke poke until it bleeds to death. (What colour is their blood?)

    or

    just ram ur car tyres over it. :D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 09, 2006 2:45 AM  

  • see, i'm still no.1 :D

    By Blogger Jason Lioh, at January 09, 2006 2:45 AM  

  • Ewww... you 2 got nothing better to do at 2am ar? Summore such detail on lizard catching, geli lah!

    By Blogger Sue, at January 09, 2006 3:20 AM  

  • Looks who talking? Pregnant lady waking up at 3:20AM to read blog.

    By Blogger Jason Lioh, at January 09, 2006 3:27 AM  

  • haiyaya... i bet she's still awake at 3:33AM, clicking here and there, reading some blogs la. ADMIT!

    jason: poke poke poke it with needle? yerrrrr wattat la!

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at January 09, 2006 3:36 AM  

  • whoa! that's rather skilful of you! lizards creep me out and i'd rather not touch them at all...

    By Blogger the baker, at January 09, 2006 8:45 AM  

  • Gross!

    Maybe you can release them around KLIA then... :D

    By Blogger Gulengz, at January 09, 2006 9:00 AM  

  • oie, you and lizard got somrthing going on? this be your second post lei, stop terrorizing teh poor lizzers lar... kekeke... set them free because they are born free.... cheers!

    By Blogger JoeC, at January 09, 2006 9:54 AM  

  • Oi, geli lah. Yeah, i know the feeling when one falls on you. It makes you jump and rattle like your crotch is on fire.

    Once, while sitting watching tv, I reached for an empty tuperware to put biscuits in. Knowing it was empty but a little dusty inside, I straight away put it near my mouth to give it a good blow; it was already open and I didn't bother to look inside. Imagine the terror when I saw two cicak eyes blink at me, my lungs full of air ready to blow! I immediately threw the tupperware aside. Heart jumping and racing I put on my geli face and said "cicak" to my startled housemate sitting nearby.*pant....pant*

    By Blogger gus, at January 09, 2006 10:45 AM  

  • wa lao...u really LOVE lizard wo....

    haha...

    but so poor d lizard when meet u...sigh...amitabha...

    By Blogger py, at January 09, 2006 12:15 PM  

  • ahhhh.. you caught the lizard! with your hand!! eee.. quite geli lor.. :p

    i know what you mean when you talk about its tail, even more geli ! i remember accidentally stepping on a lizard tail b4 in the dark. when i saw it again with the lights on, its tail was just there!! yikes!!

    By Blogger Rainbow, at January 09, 2006 12:18 PM  

  • eeewwww...you are so gross. i have to scroll down fast fast...very geli lar.
    u rear any arowana fish??? let the fish feast on the lizard.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 09, 2006 3:10 PM  

  • the baker: we wouldn't want your hands to knead the dough after catching such reptiles! cough cough!

    Gulengz: hahahha! good idea good idea! we'll give tourist a special welcome from the ceiling - the blackwhite shit.

    JoeC: :P cannot tahan them d, they've been shitting on the wall as though the toilet bowl is hanging on the wall!

    agus: wahleww, u must have a shock of your life la? u know wat, i think i should follow those snake charmers by kissing the head of the lizards, good idea? hahahha!

    HushNow: bo pai mia la... wa suka PLAY and CATCH LIZARDS :P

    phindoltheploy: sin zoi sin zoi. i do hope the lizards dun come to my house. I feel sorry for them.

    Passion Flower: with my right hand to be precise. So, wanna shake my hand? did u like step on it and the whole tail went flat? u lagi gross la!

    miche: aiseh, dun have arowana, but lots of guppies, too bad! hahah it looks as though a lizard is on your screen issit?

    EVERYBODY, BRING YOUR IMAGINATION TO GREAT DISTANCES. THINK THINK! HOW SHOULD I DEAL WITH THE LIZARD? IT'S STILL IN THE PLASTIC BAG.

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at January 09, 2006 3:31 PM  

  • Let the lizard drink some alcohol see...

    By Blogger Gulengz, at January 09, 2006 5:18 PM  

  • Eeeewwwwwwww, I can't believe you touched that thing with bare hands. EEEWWWWW! :P

    By Blogger Olive Poppy, at January 09, 2006 7:16 PM  

  • wah lao.. so gross.. u wanna change ur profession to lizard buster liao ma? haha

    By Blogger Alicia, at January 09, 2006 9:54 PM  

  • eeee.... no thanks.. dun wanna shake ur hand ady..

    btw, u hakka? i didn't know it's biak sa! :)

    By Blogger Rainbow, at January 10, 2006 1:10 AM  

  • oh my god... honestly i din read ur post seriously... just look at the photo of lizard... i already scared till die... i hate lizard so much!!!!! eeeeyyyerrr~~~~

    By Blogger Blur^Sand, at January 10, 2006 2:13 AM  

  • d lizard got air o not in d plastic bag???if not i think no need to think wat to do to it liao...it will naturally die soon...lol...

    but i really wonder...how can u go n touch that one la???wa laoooo....beh tahan la...so 'wai'...cold cold n lembik lembik...yuckssss.......

    By Blogger py, at January 10, 2006 10:16 AM  

  • Eww man, eww eww eww!!

    By Blogger narrowband, at January 10, 2006 4:17 PM  

  • wow.i would never use my BARE hand to catch lizardssssss..but hey be nice to them la, let it go la, imagine i put u into a plastic bag like tat..
    if u cant free it in ur house..free it to your neighbour.they will luv them..coz they eat up all the mosquitoes ma.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 10, 2006 5:25 PM  

  • ha!ha!ha! and eewww! just like jason, wish to know what is the colour of its blood too. this one u may just tear it or squeeze it or cut it into 2 pieces, we'll c whether its blood would splash out and hence, we would all know what colour its blood is. after that, u may sew the 2 pieces bac into 1 piece and make it a mummied lizardoooooo.......

    By Blogger applesamanthalee, at January 10, 2006 8:54 PM  

  • Bochi, eat it.

    By Blogger hao, at January 10, 2006 9:33 PM  

  • Weh, i think it's time you let it go lar. As much as we all geli, i also kesian that little cicak. Be a good sport and walk to the nearest garden and hold back the tears. I know it's no fun but it's good karma you know...

    By Blogger gus, at January 11, 2006 11:29 AM  

  • BTW, do you mind coming over for a part time job before the Chinese new year? :P

    Bwahaha.. Juz Kidding.

    By Blogger Gulengz, at January 11, 2006 12:26 PM  

  • Agreed, Super Geli... and yaks, you press his/her tummy.. what if the sh*t come out.

    and how come the lizard tail didn't fall off one?

    When we were small, my nagging mum used to frighten us saying that the lizard with wringle into our ear.. once it falls out.

    YAKS!

    By Blogger Robin CHAN, at January 11, 2006 5:43 PM  

  • hahaha... u guys' comment are funny man! every single 1 of it makes me smile and laugh while i read through.

    I've throw it away the very next day. Didn't wanna feel bad for torturing it. Next time, i'll bring my catch to the playground, and let them off onto those big trees, better ya? Practising good karma (after being lectured by u all)

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at January 11, 2006 6:09 PM  

  • Lizards !!!!!!!
    Reminds me of my good old days ~ digging out lizard eggs from the key holes :P
    The lizard eggs are so cute.. cos they are mini and looks exactly like duck eggs (same colour) but much much much much smaller in size.. Just like toys only ;)

    By Blogger Chen, at January 12, 2006 8:24 PM  

  • lizards egg!!!!kkkkyyyyuuuutttteeee!!!!
    but whn u throw it n crack it....eeewwwww!!!gross....i still remember how it looks like....aarrrgghhh!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 13, 2006 5:33 AM  

  • hehehe..tahi cicak or tahi lalat??
    :P

    By Blogger snowybabie, at January 13, 2006 7:43 AM  

  • Chen: yea, i've seen them. Very nice little oval shaped white egg. Looks cute when it's small, but becomes irritating when it's big!

    Manson: hahahha cutie pie huh? wanna kiss the head of the lizard, like a snake charmer does? hahahha the featus of the lizard issit? gross!

    snowybabie: neither both! hahaha Luckily!

    Amy: hehehhe... this is good to boost your sleepy head! see, now u can study for midnight, lizards make u alert, remember that!

    By Blogger Kampungkai, at January 16, 2006 2:01 AM  

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